A friend sent me this joke, I think he added the Paragliding reference
almost at the end:

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their
wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a
virgin.

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten
times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great
it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three
years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but
he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was question me about it.

Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!

Husband #11 was a paraglider pilot but all he ever did was talk about it

But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!!!

Enjoy
pol

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