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Subject: ADVJK: Fuselage Mount Anti-Spam System
From: Randy at Home
Date: Sun Feb 03 01:28:23 2002
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Are you troubled by flying through marauding hordes spammers getting blood
and gore all over your wings? The FAA has determined that impacting even 2-3
spammers can greatly increase network stall speeds by up to 10 kts. We have
the answer.
The new and improved Anti-Spam IR laser system. Disguised as a rotating
beacon, this advanced laser is capable of removing 20 spammers per minute
off of leading and trailing edges on your aircraft and patience. The best
part is that if you couple it to an Internet connected GPS, it will actively
hunt down the spammers and burn their fingers off.
For a small additional price, you can get an AVGAS spray attachment to soak
the spammer in flammable liquid before the lasers kick in.
Don't get caught in unprepared. Be proactive! Get them before they get you.
http://www.pilots-for-the-destruction-of-wing-spammers.world.org/MakeMyDay.h
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